Thursday 26 March Independence Day in Bangladesh
In 1947, India was partitioned by the British, creating the 'Dominion of Pakistan', which was two separate regions to the northwest and northeast of India.
#Bangladesh #HistoryHoliday #OccasionalDigest
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Couple on third date have already shared all their best stories
A COUPLE meeting up for the third time have already exhausted all the entertaining anecdotes they have to share.
#OccasionalDigest
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65 per cent of webinar participants emptying dishwasher
ATTENDING an online seminar is a fantastic opportunity to get stuff done while some arsehole is droning on about bullshit, research has found.
#OccasionalDigest
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Saturday 21 March Eid ul-Fitr in Ghana
In June 2025, the Ghanaian Parliament approved the Public Holidays and Commemorative Days (Amendment) Bill, 2025, introducing key changes to Ghana’s holiday calendar.
#Ghana #HistoryHoliday #OccasionalDigest
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Ticking wrong box means man forced to be gay in new job
A MAN who accidentally ticked a box saying he was gay on his equalities form now feels compelled to go along with it, to be an ally.
#OccasionalDigest
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Tuesday 17 March Night of Destiny around the world
Laylat Al Qadr, also known as 'Shab-e-Qadr', the 'Night of Destiny' or the 'Night of Power' is observed on the 27th Day of Ramadan, the ninth month in the Islamic calendar.
#Destiny #HistoryHoliday #OccasionalDigest
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Man nostalgic for his 20s, which at the time he hated
A MAN is feeling increasingly nostalgic for his twenties despite having spent the entire decade wishing they would end.
#OccasionalDigest
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Man never more than eight hours from beer
A MAN is never more than 480 minutes from being able to neck pints of delicious, refreshing beer, it has emerged.
#OccasionalDigest
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Trusting girlfriend just wants to look through every message man has ever received or sent
A WOMAN who really believes her boyfriend is faithful just wants to innocently scour all of his communications, she has confirmed.
#OccasionalDigest
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Saturday 7 March Nuzul Al-Quran around the world
The Prophet Muhammad was in a cave on Mount Hira, close to Mecca, when the angel Gabriel appeared and revealed the first five lines of Surh Al-Alaq (chapter 96 of the Qur'an).
#HistoryHoliday #Nuzzle #OccasionalDigest
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Woman spends three days evening out eyeliner
A WOMAN preparing for a night out has entered the third day of applying and redoing her winged eyeliner.
#OccasionalDigest
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Most toxic person you know thinks she's a people pleaser
A PSYCHOLOGICALLY corrosive and morally reprehensible person genuinely believes all her problems stem from being a people pleaser.
#OccasionalDigest
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Wednesday 4 March Anniversary of Installation of the Sultan in Terengganu Malaysia
The Sultan is the constitutional ruler of the state of Terengganu.
#HistoryHoliday #OccasionalDigest #Terengganu
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Teen wearing Middle Eastern neck scarf really putting society in its place
A TEENAGER has forced society to reflect on its shortcomings and hypocrisies by wearing a keffiyeh neck scarf.
#OccasionalDigest
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Middle-aged couple find their love language is silence
A LONGTIME couple’s romantic night out at a restaurant has made them realise their love language is now a chilly silence.
#OccasionalDigest
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Friday 27 February Independence Day in Dominican Republic
Following the arrival of Christopher Columbus on Hispaniola on December 5th 1492, the island became the site of the first permanent European settlement in the New World.
#DominicanRepublic #OccasionalDigest
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Saturday 21 February Language Martyrs' Day in Bangladesh
In 1947, India was partitioned by the British, creating the 'Dominion of Pakistan', which was two separate regions to the northwest and northeast of India.
#Bangladesh #history #holiday #OccasionalDigest
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Man's faithfulness assured by his sheer awfulness
A GIRLFRIEND is confident her boyfriend will never cheat on her thanks to no woman finding him in any way attractive.
#OccasionalDigest
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Going travelling when you're 40 not a sign life is going well
A 40-YEAR-OLD man has insisted that quitting his job, moving his stuff into storage and going travelling to find himself is definitely not a sign that his life has quietly derailed.
#OccasionalDigest
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Man who can't be arsed to read girlfriend’s text rolls dice on laughing emoji
A MAN who cannot be bothered to read the lengthy text his girlfriend sent him has gambled on replying with the tears-of-laughter emoji.
#OccasionalDigest
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Friday 13 February Bad Friday
Unfortunately, the history of this day has become somewhat obscured over time, so it is not widely known why it came to be considered unlucky.
#BadFriday #OccasionalDigest
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Friday 13 February Bad Friday
Friday 13 February Bad Friday
Unfortunately, the history of this day has become somewhat obscured over time, so it is not widely known why it came to be considered unlucky.
#badfriday #OccasionalDigest
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Thursday 12 February Union Day in Myanmar
In 1886, Myanmar (then called Burma) came under British control, but the British made a distinction between how central Burma and the various outlying ethnic groups were ruled.
#Myanmar #OccasionalDigest #UnionDayinMyanmar
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Father-of-three envious of male loneliness epidemic
A MAN who has no time to himself due to his three children is jealous of victims of the male loneliness epidemic.
#OccasionalDigest
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Hot 20-year-olds looking for millennial sugar daddies to be very disappointed
SEXY girls in their early 20s looking for rich men two decades older to give them luxury lifestyles have nothing but disappointment ahead.
#OccasionalDigest
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Man unable to understand call centre worker's accent is the worst racist
A MAN unable to interpret what a call centre worker in a different country is saying to him is clearly a thoroughgoing racist, colleagues have agreed.
#OccasionalDigest
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Six normal baby names where the parents completely f**ked up the spelling
EVEN when idiot parents deign to give their child an ordinary name they cannot get it right, for there is no spellcheck in the registry office.
#OccasionalDigest
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Friday 6 February Waitangi Day in New Zealand
The Treaty made New Zealand a part of the British Empire, guaranteed Māori rights to their land and gave Māori the rights of British citizens.
#NewZealand #OccasionalDigest #WaitangiDay
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Woman invents cat for Zoom calls
A WOMAN has made up a feline scapegoat to blame for any personal noises or interruptions when in meetings with co-workers.
#OccasionalDigest
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Relationship only truly over when he stops watching her Instagram stories
A ROMANTIC relationship is not finished after a final argument or the return of possessions but when the man no longer watches the woman’s Instagram stories.
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