Two blokes skipping through a field holding hands with joyful looks on their faces. One is wearing a Celtic strip while the other is wearing a Rangers (1872-2012) top.

Class to have my favourite football accounts pop up (your #FootballCliches, your #OldFirmFacts etc.), but I understand they’re a bit niche.

We’ll know Twitter’s dead when Super Scoreboard rocks up here, followed by thousands of gruff Glaswegian men spouting angry conspiracy theories about VAR.