Me: I want to hear those three little words.
Lews Therin: Go away, now.
Me: 😢 …. 🔥🔥
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Me: I heard you tried to be a Rod of Dominion.
Ared/Rahvin: They refused me! Compulsion didn’t work.
Me: I thought about being a Rod. But I don’t want Lews Therin to get to “summon” me. I do the summoning in our relationship!
Ared/Rahvin: ….
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I just did #oldwottweets on mine
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This is a meme using a common template from the show King of the Hill. It has two panels, the top is the son from the family holding a sign up to a window and pointing firmly at whoever is inside. The sign had been edited by me to say “falsely accusing people of being darkfriends is not a real job.” The bottom panel has the dad from the show looking stern with one hand on his hip, the other holding the crumpled up sign as he lectures the son, while the people getting pointed at stand in window looking on. The caption of this has been edited by me to say “If those Children (capital C) could read they’d be very upset.”
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pen on face
6) Spilling any type of coffee or sauce on her blouse
7) Sweat
8) opening her front facing camera to see unflattering angle
9) Getting out of breath going upstairs
10) a broken nail
and if she has, she probably handled it so gracefully everyone instantly forgot
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Planning your next Birth Vacation? Here are Tigraine's Top Travel recommendations for best places to give birth!
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I am the Tweeter of Chaos.
Every day, as part of my job, I meet with Rafe Judkins for tea.
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“If you ever meet a Malkieri you tell him Dain Bornhald pooped clean”
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An Accepted test, but it's just reliving every time you thought someone was waving at you but it turns out they were waving at someone behind you.
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Do you think when everyone was locked in the bore together, the Dark One woke everyone each morning with breakfast like: "Wakey wakey, eggs & bakey forsakey!"
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Civil discourse meme. It’s a three panel meme comprised of stick figures. The first panel has people standing around looking happy. It’s labeled “the rest of the world enjoying a fantasy show.” The second panel shows the same figures with expressions of concern and is labeled “oh no here come the bigots.” The third panel is a bunch of stick figures vomiting and shitting, waving a flag that says work agenda. Around the vomit, shit and gaping screaming mouths are all their complaints. ToT are bullies. Galadriel should smile more. Too gay. I read the books in 1980. Women can’t fight good. Elves are white. Muh history! Tolkiens legacy. I’m an originalist. Rj is rolling in his grave. I hate being able to see stuff. Amazon shills! I’ve never seen trick riding before.
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Types of men’s faces according to Robert Jordan:
-leathery
-stone
-pretty
-pretty but not as pretty as Galad
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Are you an Aiel taken by the bleakness? Have you decided to remain gai'shain for an indeterminate amount of time? Has a woman pretending to be Aes Sedai bullied you about this decision? You may be entitled to compensation. Just dial 1-800-SIN-DHOL & speak to our legal team today!
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Quick break down of the Aes Sedai Ajah's and their focuses for everyone new here!
Blue: Useless
Green: Useless
White: Most useless
Gray: Useless and chokes under pressure
Yellow: Useless unless you can travel to them
Red: Useless and corrupt
Brown: Useless but with an excuse
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Just a friendly reminder that I reserve the right to freak out whenever I want to, about whatever I want to, big or small. This account was founded upon a series of freak outs and is a core part of its brand identity. Thank you for your time and understanding. #OldWoTTweets
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