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I always wanted to be an aunt... but that was taken from me. It's one of the things that still hurts. #OnlyChildProblems #Divorced

As a kid I was terrified my parents would get divorced because of how much they fought, so I ended up becoming my parents’ de facto couples therapist #onlychildproblems #parentifiedchild

Hell, Every time I housesit I come home to do chores bc no one else will do them.
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My son just came to me to tell me the boy we are babysitting is annoying him lmao #onlychildproblems

Posting selfies on National Sibling Day #onlychildproblems https://instagram.com/p/1UWc_ts3ra/