A mannequin in a shop window dressed in a hot pink cropped velour tracksuit with diamantes across the chest. It looks flattering because its on a plastic human. To the left is a poster showing the same outfit in baby blue on an actual human model. She is doing her best, but appears to be dressed in the offspring of a stage curtain and a baby romper.

Look, I'm not exactly the person to be offering fashion advice, but some things from the 90s/2000s should stay in the 90s/2000s.

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