Clever post of yore:
@ElieNYC
Me: How come we don't have any rich friends who take us on vacation?
Wife: Do you remember how you treated those people in college and law school?
Me: Oh. Yeah.
Wife: "They deserve to be eaten" you said. "Their tears make me strong" you said.
Me: OKAY I GET IT.
#oops
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#oops
We are starting to have apps in English for healthcare related items, but that's as far as it goes. All information is in Finnish, including doctor notes etc.
I get it, there are folks who work at healthcare who have not had English exposure at all and they would not be able to work. But this […]
Accidentally showered with my contacts on #oops
they turned out massive #oops
Neon dusk vibes collide with retro grit—thanks for riding the thread with A Boy And His Computer. We’re weaving these threads into a teaser for Artmoon and lama, inviting fans to remix their own take. Stay tuned, and big thanks for the ongoing support. #zoogest #oops
Also I may sniff my underwear in one of them #oops
I unintentionally learned how to make gifs. #oops #funwithimages #knitting
~Doppleganger~
Autoselfie triggered mid-chat, what a blooper XD
#Ai #AiArt #AiArtist #Kindroid #DarkElf #Magenta #Amateur #OC #Original #Blooper #Oops
the scions having to tell allieda that no she cannot just go all the way to the tower of babel alone and try dealing with it by herself but then it happens anyways #oops
accidentally found a way to make me violently yearn for my partner #oops
Once I made a cobbler in college and it was AWFUL, and I was so confused because usually they were really good, and I made them often, so maybe the baking powder had gone off? I went to check and found the almost identical baking powder canister behind the corn starch canister. #mysterybaking #oops
Oh god this made me think of the time when I was postdoc’ing and an armored car guard left his service weapon belt in a single hole toilet after taking a 💩. #oops
guys i just remembered that i was breaking up with refinded sugar #oops
okay maybe i didnt need the graphic media tag actually #Oops
post that made me realize I never picked G'wyn 2.0's Azem name #oops. what if she was Circe for the transfiguration element + daughter of the Sun god + jealous eccentric weirdo + tutored by her mother. this actually works too well
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#FindASongToExplain
#MusicChallenge
#oops
Due to user error
(my hashtags got all in a dither)
today's posts (you now see)
are perfected palimpsests.
(Delete is a beautiful word.)
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#dictionary #wordoftheday
#palimpsest
#havenspark
#poetry
#folkpoetry
#oops
@aboyandhiscomputer.music
the time to turn and burn came. #fire resulted. #oops
oh no! not again!
hehehehehehehe
#farts
I wonder what a paintball shot to my useless ovaries would feel like? #nsfw #horny #locked #chastity #caged #sissy #sissycaptions #sissywhore #sissyslut #owned #anal #dildo #buttsex #buttstuff #nolimits #onlyfans #sellingcontent #buyingcontent #sw #sex #sexworker #paintball #hurt #ouch #oops
#oops 🙈
#dieSuende 😈
#SundaySin 🫠
strawpage ask — would you rather someone ask if you guys or friends or would you rather them wait until you state it? just curious! :)
i'd rather they ask yeah! i see friendships as mutual trust and thus don't have many people i consider to be my friends,, i have pretty bad trust issues #oops and i need to talk to someone enough to convince myself that they're not ill intentioned or anything, and also i can't consider someone —
“My plants don’t gossip… but they definitely know when I skip watering day. 🌱💀 #Oops #GrowWithMe”