#Oooer missus!😵 ...So, #YvetteCooper knew! Cos she wrote a letter to the #SelectCommittee confirming that #Mandelson had passed #security-vetting. 🤨

Er, but he hadn't!🤥 ..So WHO did #YvetteCooper discuss it with?

IF ONLY, #MoronMcSweeney hadn't hiddxx *sorry* had his #work-phone *s-t-o-l-e-n*.🤥

Tonight in Ambridge.....The Laurels has a little explaining to do when Piggie's accounts reveal significant shortfall. #TheArchers In fact, there's 'sod all' there. #Oooer With hilarious results.

Yerrrss #sausagesky #oooer

Aramis polishing his pistol #Musketeers #oooer