Finally got a brand to notice you. It's a sketchy teeth-whitening company that definitely doesn't work. Dreams coming true in unexpected ways.

Heavy is the head that eats the crown. 👑 Just became the Global Face of 'Lava-White.' It burns a little, but that just means the synergy is entering the dentin. Being a mogul is honestly so tiring. Please respect my privacy while I count this cash. 🦷💸 #OralDisruption #GrindEnamel #InfluencerProblems