Rose: And when the last piece is gone, that's when the bride and groom leave to start their wedding night, which takes place in a tent. Or a Best Western.
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Rose: SPEAKING OF STATE FAIRS, is it true that you're cheap?
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Rose: Emmett found Millie and the Reverend skinny dipping in the church's fountain, and he shot the both of them. A week later, we became Lutherans.
Betty White's line delivery makes this one of my favorite #GoldenGirls quotes from Rose.
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Photo from the opening credits of The Golden Girls. Betty White is pictured by the front door, smiling. Her name is at the bottom of the photo in a white font in all caps.
Betty White was born on this date in 1922. To celebrate her life, I'll feature Rose quotes today. For more, see #BestOfRose, #NoRose, and #OutOfContextRose.
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That’s what the crow said!
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Rose: They couldn't even trip me up with a trick margarine question.
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Rose: Although, when I was a child, I had a chicken named Gordon. Oh, and what a great chicken! And he was a great singer, too. Gordon could cluck the scores of all the big Broadway musicals.
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Rose: The lights went on, off, on, off, on, off. And Miles did his impression of the old King Kong, and we laughed and laughed. So I pretended I was Godzilla, and we wrestled, got all sweaty. Come to think of it, we never did make love that night.
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Betty White is pictured in front of a solid black background. She is wearing a black and white top with stripes on the sleeves and lapels. Some big cats in the wild are pictured across the front.
Betty White died on this date in 2021, just weeks before her 100th birthday.
To honor her memory, I'll feature Rose quotes today. For more, see #BestOfRose, #NoRose, and #OutOfContextRose.
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Is it time to milk the cows, Daddy?
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Rose: He said if I didn't tell on him, he wouldn't tell on me. So, I went home.
Blanche: Well, did he keep your secret?
Rose: Till the day he died. Which was two days later.
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Rose: Don't feel bad. Sometimes when I'm upset, I talk to the little pigs on my shower curtain.
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Rose: What they did then was--since the grave was still open, and everybody was right there, and Gustav and Bergstrom had been partners, so they put Bergstrom in with Gustav and had a double burial. Unfortunately, later they found out that Bergstrom wanted to be cremated. Blanche: Oh, shut up, Rose!
Next to St. Olaf's meanest ventriloquist, this is my favorite St. Olaf story.
Not to be confused with my favorite St. Olaf letter, which is from the Department of Water and Coffee.
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Rose: My cousin Dennis was the perfect example of that. When he was 16 years old, he caught his sideburns in the hay baler. And then--
Dorothy and Blanche: Shut up, Rose!
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Rose [to Blanche]: And Agnes said you were a lot of hot air, and you said she was just jealous 'cause she wasn't getting any. And I said, "Getting any what?" And you said, "Rice pudding, Rose."
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Rose: While we were studying WWI, she told us mustard gas was something you got from eating too many hot dogs. That's why to this day in St. Olaf, everyone celebrates the 4th of July with a thin omelet on a bun.
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Rose: I especially enjoyed the story about your imaginary childhood friend, David, who lived in the oven. I had an imaginary friend, but he'd never tell me his name. It was during spring planting--
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...it was the 50th anniversary celebration of the founding of our town & my father was chosen to pull the float. He thought it was 'cause he had the newest tractor, but actually, it was 'cause he was thenonly one small enough to fit into the mayonnaise jar costume.
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Rose: It was the last night of the Deep Root Vegetable Carnival, and I was having the greatest time. Eating candied turnips and guessing how many sweet potatoes were in the glass jar. Bobbing for yams. I had a knack of always coming up with the firmest, most appealing yams.
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