Can hands hear?
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Neceomantic Handjobs was not something I expected to hear today.
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"I'm an ex-cultist, I'm an ex-chaos man. Putting his chaos hat on - where would he sent that ship to cause the most desctruction?"

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"It doesn't really matter if you make it a sentient sword or a lottery process..."

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Bard: "Before we go in, I sing a Rallying Anthem"

GM: "Alright, go on. What do you sing to inspire everyone?"

Bard: "...Golden, from K-Pop Demon Hunters"

The entire party: "HELL YEAH!"

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A Roll20 action that reads: All As One Be all things Become a tiefling. Ignore race and class prerequisites. Lose the concept of past. Further erode the concept of self. Be further occupied by the possibility of Asmodeus. Lay claim to bring the Lord of Hell. This is fine.

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GM: One door leads to safety, one door leads to certain death.
Paladin: Let's find this "certain death" and kick its ass.
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“My brother in Ra, SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST!”
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Today's #OutOfContextTTRPG:

"Oh yeah, the Blood War! I forgot I started that!"

"Healing Handjob" was not a phrase I was expecting at the table today...
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Paladin: I move forward, say "sorry Alchemist" and bring the light.
*flashbang noise*
Invisible alchemist: FU-
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GM: You don't know what she said, but you know it is naughty and offends the snake dazing them for a turn.
Paladin: How does a snake clutch their pearls?
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GM: See, the normal way she does her shit is negated by THAT thing.
Paladin *waves*
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GM: You see treasure chests spilling with treasures and wondrous tapestries.
Alchemist: Ah, this is why I had to stay. Thank you, Abadar!
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Paladin: So that's minimum damage on the crit-
GM: Thank God.
Paladin: -of 64.
GM: The hell?!
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Alchemist: And now I brace myself.
GM: Yes, prepare for digestion!
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GM: It has a gag reflex for comedic purposes.
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Today's #OutofContextTTRPG:

"Do you think the fascism encasing them keeps them most?"

Lawful good Paladin detecting evil: This whole building feels... ick.
Lawful Evil Alchemist: Very ick.
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If your divine blessing last longer than four hours, consult you Cleric immediately.
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Alchemist: I move forward blindly.
GM: You get a handful of Paladin ass.
Rogue: There are worse asses to grab.
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"Your true enemy is doors, like it should be for all TTRPG players."
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"The sick bastards are cutting people up and feeding them to people. I should have thought of that first."
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Medium: I'm going to roll a sense motive. *rolls* Are you insane?
Skald: I'm a 6'7" Ulfen Skald walking around riots with a guitar. What do you think?
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Today's #outofcontextTTRPG:

"I am an octopus made of paperwork!"

Alchemist: So, I negotiated with the mud elementals.
Paladin: You mean the bastard that threw me through thr air?!
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Rogue: Yay, the mud doesn't have Combat Reflexes!
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Alchemist is blinded by the Paladin, Sorceror took two crits and is entangled in mud, and the druid is in a different room.
Sorceror: We're adventurers!
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Rogue: We got high, we got hard, I took drugs.
Paladin: Oddest way to talk about the buffs that were cast.
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"It's not that I can't read the room, it's that I am reading the WRONG room"
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