White House Plans $200 Million Ballroom Because Diplomacy Needs a Dance Floor #WhiteHouseRenovation #BallroomBlitz #TaxpayerTwist #OvalDance #PoliticsInStyle By: TheJestPress.com In a move that critics are already calling “the most expensive Electric Slide in U.S. history,” the White House announced this morning that ground will be broken in September on a brand new $200 million Presidential Ballroom. The structure, described as “the fanciest place to do the Macarena outside Miami,” has already caused bipartisan confusion and spontaneous bursts of the Chicken Dance on Capitol Hill.

White House Plans $200 Million Ballroom Because Diplomacy Needs a Dance Floor

#WhiteHouseRenovation #BallroomBlitz #TaxpayerTwist #OvalDance #PoliticsInStyle By: TheJestPress.com In a move that critics are already calling “the most expensive Electric Slide in U.S. history,” the White House…