#OverheardOnZoom: "If you play soccer and are any good at it, you like Messi. If you don't play soccer, or if you play and are bad, you like Ronaldo."
#OverheardOnZoom
#OverheardOnZoom: “Email used to be one of my phobias.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "Momentum is a precious resource."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Everyone should have a go-to hot springs expert."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Now that I have tenure, I can talk about whatever I want!"
#OverheardOnZoom: "It doesn't exist in my life if it isn't in my calendar."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Sometimes the less you know about something, the more you yell about it."
#OverheardOnZoom: "I can't say no to someone with such a cool Zoom background."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Try not to miss the random forest for the trees."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate, so try to avoid making them."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Turns out, I just interrupted a KPop Demon Hunters dance party."
#OverheardOnZoom: "If there is a shutdown, at least we'll get the whole day off to listen to Taylor Swift's new album."
#OverheardOnZoom: "The best way to get someone to do something is to make them believe that it was their idea all along."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Whenever you see a headline that says 'scientists say...' they *never* said that."
#OverheardOnZoom: “I think that department is allergic to exoplanets.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "Don’t get it right. Get it written."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Why is philosophy more lit than any other field?"
#OverheardOnZoom: "I think my brain is frozen and needs to reboot."
#OverheardOnZoom: "Did you know that 96% of the mass in your DNA is stellar debris?"
#OverheardOnZoom: "Most of the time that you're detecting life, you're detecting death."
#OverheardOnZoom:
"I can't find the button. All my settings are weird."
"I think 'all my settings are weird' is a good summary of life in general right now."
#OverheardOnZoom: “Dogs are one of the few good things in the world right now.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "History is important. If you don't know how you got here, how can you know where you're going?"
#OverheardOnZoom: "UV giveth and UV taketh away."
#OverheardOnZoom: “Rejections are redirections.”
#OverheardOnZoom: "The term 'morning' is relative."
#OverheardOnZoom:
“I’m interested in the diversity of exoplanet populations.”
“Not anymore, you aren’t!”
#OverheardOnZoom: "Thermodynamics is not just a good idea, it's the law."
#OverheardOnZoom: "ChatGPT in the body of a polar bear? And that's how humanity ended."
#OverheardOnZoom: "I know you don't want to drown people in equations, but I'm OK with committing mathematical homicide."