Me in the middle of the night to my husband

'Your daughter is kicking me'

#parentthings
#5months

Digital drawing of a teenage girl standing with a robotic fox. The girl has dark shoulder length hair, and wears a choker, red striped tee, black skirt, tall white socks, and black boots. The fox is the character Foxy, from the game franchise “Five Nights at Freddy’s”. The design of the fox has been updated to have neon blue and green bow tie, shoulder pads, and shorts. The girl has one arm around Foxy and points at him with her other hand. The characters are illuminated by the neon words reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA”

TBT the only time I’ve made fnaf art. This kid really loved the games, and Foxy, so I designed an 80s Foxy for her birthday. It’s around her birthday and oh my god she’s 18 “OTL #fml #parentthings #tbt #art

child woke up, said "cuckoo daaa" and started beating me with a stick. #parentthings

Is it normal to FEEL the urge as a parent to occasionally remind your children that you pulled them out of the void of non-existence especially when they won't clean their room? Not to do so, just to feel the urge to. #ParentThings