And with the murderer locked up, Eve Dallas goes home to drink a glass of wine with her husband Roarke, while the noble Galahad the Cat curls up in her lap. Thus ends #PassionsInDeath! #InDeath
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The way Eve and Peabody just work the interrogation room so effortlessly is a sight to behold. #InDeath #PassionsInDeath
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3 times. Smoothing at the edges of the day with some skinny dipping in the pool. 🐇🐇🐇
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Eve: It’s nice, being married.
Mira: Yes, it is. The right life partner makes all the difference. Wasn’t it clever of both of us to choose so well?
Eve: I used to think I didn’t choose so much as tripped into it.
Mira: You don’t trip, Eve.
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Mira: When you interview him, when you’re ready to, make him angry.
Eve: I have a knack for that.
Mira: You do. It’s a gift.
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2 times. Slow and lazy. After watching an action vid. 🐇🐇
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Eve: Okay, grab the candy bar while you’re at it.
Peabody: You have candy in the AC? What kind?
Eve (suspicious): Shouldn’t you know that?
Peabody: I regret I did not, but I’m being careful about candy because loose pants.
Eve: Never mind the candy.
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Roarke: I don’t expect you to come across kangaroos or sharks and the rest, but see you take care of my cop nonetheless.
Eve: I’ll do that. Galahad’s enjoying the syrup still on the plates.
Roarke: Bloody hell. You distracted me.
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Eve’s extended rant on “predatory wildlife” — comedy gold. 😂😂😂😂
🦈🐍🐊🐅🐆🐘🦘🦏🦍🦁
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1 time. Needing a distraction from a busy mind.
Eve: All right, ace, you’ve got a job to do.
Roarke: And I do love my work.
Gentle dreamy passion. 🐇
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Eve: He’s right there to pick up deli meat and make her a sandwich.
Roarke: Is that a new euphemism?
Eve: No, that’s literal.
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Eve: Ego’s blind.
Roarke: That’s generally love.
Eve: Works with ego, too.
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Eve (cont): Well, when I’m investigating, I sometimes run into somebody’s pet rat dog. And that’s the job, too. Found you on the job, didn’t I? The difference is, I brought you home.
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Eve (to Galahad): You know, you never freak when I come home with blood on my boots, with boots smelling like death. Because that’s the job.
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The world according to #EveDallas:
Chihuahua = “Rat Dog”
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Eve (cont): You got black hair, they say black-haired. Who decided to make up a whole new word for brown hair?
Roarke: I believe it’s French.
Eve: Should’ve figured.
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Eve: If redheads are redheads, why aren’t people with brown hair brownheads? Why brunettes?
Roarke: A question for the ages.
Eve: People with blond hair are blonds, with an e on the end if female for some stupid reason.
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One of the nearly naked servers sidled up, gave Roarke a crystal clear eye fuck.
“Just water, please. Still.”
“Whatever you want.” She purred it. “I’m at your service.”
“Jesus,” Eve muttered as she hip-rocked away. “I’m sitting right here.”
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Eve: I’m on my way to see a stripper.
Roarke: Anyone I know?
Eve: Just how many strippers are in your acquaintance?
Roarke: Who counts?
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Peabody (about person of interest): I bet he’s pretty.
Eve: You’re going to drive me to kick your ass after all.
Peabody: Nope. My ass is now a moving target.
Eve: I’ve got really good aim.
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Eve: I’m always in the mood to kick your ass. I’m not in the mood to be driven to do so by your drooling over light fixtures and table settings.
Peabody: That’s fair. And bonus? I can drool without fear.
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Peabody: You don’t want to go to a home goods store with me?
Eve: If I go with you, you’ll drive me to kick your ass. I’m not in the mood.
Peabody: You’re not in the mood to kick my ass? It’s my lucky day.
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Peabody: Maybe not all the parking lots in the city, but it’s a pretty good bet Roarke owns this building.
Eve: Yeah, another way he screws with my head. If he keeps it up, pretty soon I won’t be able to bitch at any doorman, desk clerk, or security guard.
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Eve: Or maybe he has, and he’s messing with me. ‘Well now, Lieutenant, you had only to ask.’ Then he’d say something about how I actually own this one and that one, just to screw with my head. But no. Crap parking lots aren’t challenging enough for him to bother with.
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Eve: Roarke should buy up all the parking lots in the entire city. He’d double his already ridiculous fortune.
Peabody: How do you know he hasn’t?
Eve: No. He’d do something like have the scanner read my plate. Wouldn’t he?
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Eve: Bounce naked on somebody, be ready for complications.
Peabody: I guess that’s a good rule of thumb.
Eve: Whose thumb?
Peabody: I don’t know. I really don’t know.
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Eve: Maybe you get involved with somebody else, and your BB thinks, that’s messing up my easy sex, and finds ways to screw with you?
Peabody You know, I used to think it was too bad I never had a bootie buddy. Now I’m thinking I was lucky I didn’t.
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Eve: What do you do when your BB shows up at the door and you’re naked with someone else? Or your BB decides they want more after all, or they want no more from you? Or you’re the one who wants more than the buddy system and they don’t?
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Eve: And how often do you figure that really works out?
Peabody: I don’t know, since I never had a bootie buddy.
Eve: I’d guess one in, oh, a hundred—at best. Sex gets complicated if it’s more than a one-off.
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Peabody: Bootie buddy, right?
Eve: I guess that’s one way of putting it.
Peabody: I never really had one of those. Did you?
Eve: Why would I want one of those?
Peabody: Well, you know, for the easy, no-strings, no-worries sex with someone you know and like.
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