Oh, behold the majestic Maury Povich, king of chaos, lord of lie detectors, and undisputed emperor of the slow-motion "Boooooo!" that could make a grown man question his entire life choices.

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Pregnant? But how did that happen?
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Dedicating this song to all these #OldFarts who’ve made #HLA #PaternityTests, way before DNA tests were available.