Today is the #IdesOfMarch. On this auspicious day, I #Whisper my #SelfishWhispers to #SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs to bend the laws of #Physics #Biology #Chemistry to grant my #SelfishDesires #Amen
You mean like this #BurningTesla? #Grok keeps telling me to #Whisper my #SelfishWhispers to #SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs to protect the #FluxCapacitors of #Swasticars from #Exploding and #Burning in front of #TrumpCasinosAndHotels! #HearOurSelfishWhispers! #AwMen
#SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs protect @TomCottonAR and @SarahHuckabee from #SpontaneousHumanCombustion and being accidentally #ShankedInTheNeckWithWhittledToothbrushes in the #CongressionalCloakRoom, In #ZombieJew's name we #Whisper our #SelfishWhispers #Amen
#SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs protect #TeslaDealerships from being #Firebombed with #MalatovCocktails and #BlownTheFuckUp. Keep #Teslas from being sprayed with #Graphiti and #Keyed in parkinglots #HearOurPrayers #Amen
#SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs please protect #PamBondi #KashPatel and #DanBongino from #FallingOutOfWindows #HearOurPrayers #Amen
#SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs #HearOurPrayers shepherd the #TechBros #CarryTechBrosToYourBosom #Amen
#SaintLuigi #PatronSaintOfCEOs #HearOurPrayers shepherd the #TechBros #CarryTechBrosToYourBosom #Amen