a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open Alt: Awkwardly gurning dude, eyes scooting left and right repeatedly.

Not *me*, shouting “Fewer, you fucking dungrippler! FEWER!” at the radio, when some gibbon refers to “…less U-turns”.

Oh, no; not a chance…
#GuiltyAsCharged
#PedanticTwatAtYourService