Seriously, who knew penguins were economic actors? The markets tanked, and the internet soared with memes. Maybe next, tariffs on moon rocks? #PenguinTradeWar #EconomicIlliteracy

This is how I protest. #handsoff #PenguinTradeWar

With only ice and shit at their disposal,
the penguins thought it an odd proposal
for the U.S. to place tariffs on their isle—
and to do it in a manner hostile.
Was it a tax? A levy? Pirate’s booty?
To the birds, it just smelled like a doody.
#PenguinTradeWar #TrumpIsAnIdiot

Trump says he has a "very fertile brain", China respects him because of his "very, very large brain", & he's “cognitively there.”

Do you think he knows where these islands are?
A. Not in a million years
B. Is this a trick question
C. I can't stop laughing
#PenguinTradeWar #PenguinsProtestTariffs

a black and white penguin with a red nose ALT: a black and white penguin with a red nose

So Trump is now hitting volcanic islands uninhabited by humans with tariffs. Save US from Penguins. #PenguinTradeWar.