“Your girl’s having a panic attack and you offer to take her to the fucking POST office?”

#PettyPumpkins

Chey when Rosalie goes into a blood trance over Bella during the birth scene: “Don’t try to eat that bitch right now! She’s emaciated!”

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Chey to the why walkers when they rise again during “The Long Night”: “Get a personality, get a job…”

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Watching #PettyPumpkins do S8 of GAME OF THRONES, desperately adjusting the brightness

Wes’s reaction when Alana puts the moves on Hannibal

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Wes of #PettyPumpkins, on Hannibal Lecter framing Will for a bunch of his weird, spiritual murders: “I’d be so pissed if my friend did that to me!”

Chey: TUNA quiche?!

Wes: The second I find out about that, my ass is out the door and going to Mickey D’s.

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Rewatching GOT with #PettyPumpkins, Danaerys with her dragon coat and dragon jewellery and dragon hairpin.

She’s a cat lady* okay, if she were Mother of Cats she’d have on a sweatshirt with a huge cartoon cat airbrushed on.

*You know what I mean. People who make it their whole personality.

“I couldn’t tell if it was a forty year old woman who had been murdered, or if it was Jake Gyllenhaal.”

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Watching this lady they liked getting turned by the White Walkers:

Wes: This is a huge bummer.
Chey: She’s serving face, though.

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Watching GOT with #PettyPumpkins, Rickon just popped up seemingly out of nowhere, he’s been there the whole entire time but they never give him any lines, bless them.

Of Viserys, GOT S1: “Like, I get being a diva with a cool haircut, but…” #PettyPumpkins

Are they watching S2 of EUPHORIA, or are they trying not to react to one of my thrilling life decisions #PettyPumpkins

“Give her a spinoff. I don’t give a fuck anymore.” #PettyPumpkins

Movie Lady: It turned out to be blood. Hot, thick BLOOD!

Wes: And whose blood are they using to fuel this mechanism?

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“Josh Hutcherson’s face card NEVER declines.” #PettyPumpkins

Super-Phlegmy Movie Man: CLEAR THE SQUARE!

Wes: Can you clear your throat?

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an elderly woman is sitting at a table and says oh my sweet summer child . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table and says oh my sweet summer child .

#PettyPumpkins doing SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2, and Wes wonders if it’ll be similar to the first one

“Imagine dying in a mustard turtleneck.” #PettyPumpkins

“Who the fuck are YOU, girl? Who the fuck are you? Go back to your clarinet.” #PettyPumpkins

disney misfits tic-the-tiger is written on the bottom of the screen ALT: disney misfits tic-the-tiger is written on the bottom of the screen

When you find a new to you YT channel that you really like, AND it already has hundreds of posts #PettyPumpkins

Watching #PettyPumpkins recap FINAL DESTINATION, and I’ve seen the movie many times but suddenly I wonder: why did Death go out of its way to make that one fuckgoof’s death look like a suicide? Only time it ever happens.

“The lives here are not cherished, I demand a refund, THESE LIVES ARE NOT CHERISHED.” #PettyPumpkins #Saw4

“That baby’s gonna be traumatized!” ::chuckles:: #PettyPumpkins

“I mean, it might’ve always been my dream to blow Leatherface. #PettyPumpkins

“What are you DOING, you look like a CLOWN. Go back to the fuckin’ circus, bro, cos you’re not wanted here.” #PettyPumpkins

“I take back every nice word I said about him, except for the ones about his looks.” #PettyPumpkins

Misty finds Ben at the edge of a cliff, planning suicide

Chey: Push him over, bitch!
Wes: No!
Chey: TO THE SIDE.

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“Akilah and the B A B Y.” #PettyPumpkins

“He’s just upset because he doesn’t wear a brown leather jacket as well as Oskar dies. Like, sorry you fuckin’ FLOP.” #PettyPumpkins