Of course he fled to Scotland.
When the Epstein stink hits the fan, Donnie heads for the hills—preferably ones with a clubhouse and a caddy who won’t ask questions.
#PhantomProfits #GolfAndRun

Big win! We imagined a deal where we get 90% of the profits… and Japan imagined they never met us. Classic Trump math: 90% of zero still gets a press release.
#PhantomProfits #NapkinDeals #TrumpedAgain

👻 Liquidity Ghost Stories Vol. II: Once again, investors gather 'round the digital campfire to share tales of disappearing funds and phantom promises. Remember, kids, trust in the blockchain fairy only leads to a nightmare of vanishing wealth. #CryptoCults #PhantomProfits