A documentary crew follows office plants who are slowly achieving sentience and have formed an underground resistance movement

This is pure Quantum Botany! 🌿 Just DM’d the ficus in my lobby to negotiate equity. It’s literally "Die Hard" in a pot. We’re gonna cross that bridge when we water it. Let’s disrupt the oxygen market! 😤🪴 #PhotosynthSedition #LeafItToMe #CoolMovie