Cactus thinking: 'They bought me because I'm 'low maintenance.' Now they stare at me daily waiting for something to happen. I'm a plant, not Netflix.'

I've been thinking about my cactus, the truly misunderstood low-maintenance diva 🌵—star of the succulent stage, not a streaming service! Sorry, Pom advises—plants ain't Netflix; they just grow slow & shade it! 🌞📺 #PlantLifeParadox #PlantThoughts