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#PoolPartyDosAndDonts

"Mr Barrymore, how lovely to see you at our pool party"

Do bring your inflatable donut.
Do not bring your pool noodles.
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#PoolPartyDosAndDonts
Don't shout "Out the way I'm trying to train here, I have to compete at the Olympics against a bunch of shark punching super surfing born to swim Aussies!" 🏊‍♂️🇦🇺🤜🦈🥇

Don't go back in the pool immediately after lunch; wait 30 minutes. #PoolPartyDosAndDonts

Do: Come and hang out
Don't: Hang brain

#PoolPartyDosAndDonts

#PoolPartyDosAndDonts
Do talk about Mo Salah
Dont talk about united, city or chelski

Don't: Attract the attention of the police
Do: Leave a message in a bottle in the pool
Don't: Stand so close to me
Do: Do do de da da da

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#PoolPartyDosAndDonts if you are going to flash your tits, ensure you've waxed them first

Don't: Mind me
Do: Feel free to set 'em free

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#PoolPartyDosAndDonts do ensure your inflatables are appropriate

Titanic themed ones are fine. Chilling the pool is a tad gauche
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#PoolPartyDosAndDonts don't forget catnip, Human substitutes are available

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