Hamlet's popularity improved massively when he started selling sausages in the shape of the King's former jester.
It was a meaty Yorick success.
#IllGetMyCoat
#poorjoke
Bruce Willis Christmas films are only for the die hard fans… 🙄
#poorjoke
My friend has a reputation for crashing electric cars on purpose.
Now, he says he’s going to turn over a new Leaf…
#poorjoke
I couldn't understand why the vending machine hadn't given me my change...
...and then the penny dropped.
#poorjoke
An Edinburgh pub has changed its name to “Legally Blonde”.
It’s the Leith Wetherspoons…
#poorjoke
To asi nestihli po sobě uklidit, že ? #poorjoke
#PoorJoke : We are astronomers. Both theoretical and experimental physicists look down on us. And we look up to every body else, including the stars.
I went to see a nutritionist today.
She recommended I take a zinc supplement.
I don't think I'll start straightaway. Will have to galvanise myself into action first!
#PoorJoke
If you take her as a never ending source of entertainment, just a small mind flip , actually.., she’s funny. Everything she says is merely a stand up routine. Stale comedy routine , but a comedy routine, nonetheless. 🤣 #PoorJoke