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The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.

The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.

The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.

The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. 🐢

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The old farmer said. * Well, as I see it. Donald Trump is like a
'Post Tortoise'" Not being familiar with the term. the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.
The old farmer said. "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself. he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.*

The old farmer said. * Well, as I see it. Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'" Not being familiar with the term. the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said. "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself. he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.*

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Don't think I need say anything further. 😇 #PostTortoise

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2 weeks in…. We are destroying it!

To be clear, not like winning a game dominantly…like literally ensuring the biggest self-inflicted wounds in our nation’s history.

#Yay #PostTortoise

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Trump’s Gitmo Detention Center Would Be Bigger Than History’s Worst Concentration Camps Like the border wall, building a detention center for migrants in Guantanamo Bay is nothing new. The scale, though, is frighteningly new.

Aren’t they actually supposed to schedule book burnings first???

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