💸 Maxxx Profitz
📍 Hoof Hearted – Marengo, OH
🍺 Sour IPA | 6% ABV
🏆 Pour (4.50)

Sounds like a crypto bro, tastes like a tropical creamsicle that hacked your taste buds. Strawberry, guava, lemon, vanilla — thick, tart, sweet, absurdly good.

#PourOrIgnore #MaxxxProfitz #TheBeerAdviser #HoofHearted

🏁 Pale Checkered Ale
📍 Wax Wings – Kalamazoo, MI
🍺 Hazy Pale Ale | 6% ABV

Soft haze, citrus zip, mellow bitterness — this one’s all balance, no fluff. Wax Wings just doesn’t miss.
🏆 Pour (4.15)

#PourOrIgnore #WaxWingsBrewing #TheBeerAdviser #HazyPaleAle #NeedMoreWaxWings #UntappdIsDeadToMe

🌀 Loophole Technicality
📍 Hop Butcher – Chicago, IL
🍺 Double NEIPA | 7.5% ABV

Creamy, tropical, and just a little dank — this one’s all pineapple, papaya, and smooth haze magic. Hop Butcher stays undefeated.
🏆 Pour (4.45)

#PourOrIgnore #HopButcher #TheBeerAdviser #DoubleIPA

🥥 Chocolate Coconut Candy Stout
📍 Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🍺 Pastry Stout | 8% ABV

Should’ve been a dessert bomb — instead, it’s more melted Almond Joy left in a car. Light on flavor, thinner than expected, and missing that pastry stout punch.
🏆 Ignore (3.50)

#PourOrIgnore #UntitledArt #beer

🌫️ Hazy Wonder
📍 Lagunitas – Petaluma, CA
🍺 Hazy IPA | 6% ABV

Looks the part, but the flavor plays it safe. Light citrus, vague tropical notes, and a late bitterness that feels more confused than bold. Not bad, just forgettable.
🏆 Ignore (3.60)

#PourOrIgnore #HazyWonder #LagunitasBrewing

🖐️ High Five IPA
📍 Original Gravity – Milan, MI
🍺 DIPA | 9.3% ABV

Less high five, more missed connection. Boozy, bitter, and kinda confused. Some malt sweetness tries to help, but this one’s just off.
🏆 Ignore (3.50)

#PourOrIgnore #HighFiveIPA #DoubleIPA #MichiganBeer #UntappdIsDeadToMe

🫧 Super Squish
📍 Cinderlands – Pittsburgh, PA
🍺 Hazy DIPA | 9% ABV

Name promised juice bomb, but it fizzled. Overripe fruit meets rinse water vibes. Boozy with no payoff.
🏆 Ignore (3.40)

#PourOrIgnore #SuperSquish #TheBeerAdviser #HazyMiss #DoubleIPA #UntappdIsDeadToMe #CraftBeerLetdown

🥭 El Mango Wrangler
📍 Red Leg – Colorado Springs, CO
🍺 Fruited Sour | 4.5% ABV

Cool name, mid sip. Light mango vibes, mild tartness, and nowhere near the fruity chaos the label promised.
🏆 Ignore (3.25)

#ElMangoWrangler #PourOrIgnore #RedLegBrewing #TheBeerAdviser #FruitedSour #BallparkBeer

🧢 Caps
📍 Monkish – Torrance, CA
🍺 Hazy Pale Ale | 6% ABV

This ain’t your average pale — juicy citrus, soft melon, and that Monkish haze magic. Smooth, crushable, and sneakily bold.
🏆 Pour (4.05)

#Caps #PourOrIgnore #MonkishBrewing #TheBeerAdviser #CrushableCraft #HazyPaleAle #CaliforniaBeer #NEPA

🌿 Green Moss
📍 Hop Butcher – Chicago
🍺 DIPA – Hazy | 7.5% ABV

Like licking a hop-soaked forest floor… in a sexy way. Juicy melon, papaya, and dank haze ride smooth with balanced bitterness. I’d buy this mossy smoothie again.
🏆 Pour (4.15)

#HopButcher #PourOrIgnore #HazyIPA #TheBeerAdviser #Hops

🧊 Slush
📍 Prairie Ales – Krebs, OK
🍺 Fruited Sour | 6.1% ABV
🏆 Ignore (3.10)

Tastes like a melted popsicle in LaCroix. Thin, faintly tart, and barely fruity — Prairie usually delivers, but this one’s a freezer burn fail.

#PourOrIgnore #SlushLetDown #TheBeerAdviser #PrairieArtisanAles

❤️‍🔥 Attack With Love
📍 Green Cheek – Orange, CA
🍺 Hazy IPA | 6.8% ABV
🏆 Pour (4.50)

Juicy mango, orange peel, and soft pine — like getting emotionally hugged by hops. Smooth, bold, and full of citrusy charm. If love was beer, this would be it.

#AttackWithLove #GreenCheekBeer #PourOrIgnore

🔥 Summertime Gose
📍 Yee Haw – Johnson City, TN
🍺 Gose | 3.5% ABV
🏆 Ignore (3.00)

Tart, salty, and barely there. Drank it by a fire—flames had more personality. Feels more like a LaCroix than a beer. Bring a backup.

#SummertimeGose #YeeHawBrewing #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #SourMiss

🍍 Everybody Wants Some “Bru-1”
📍 Hoof Hearted - Marengo, OH
🍺 Double IPA | 8% ABV
🏆 Pour (4.00)

Sticky, tropical, BRU-1 hop bomb with full ‘80s power ballad energy. Pineapple, citrus, and Camaro donuts in a can. Everybody does want some.

#HoofHeartedBrewing #PourOrIgnore #BRU1Hops #CraftBeerReview

🍍 Another Suggestion
📍 Bearded Iris – Nashville, TN
🍺 Hazy DIPA | 7.8% ABV

Juicy, smooth, tropical—and exactly what you needed. One can = instant vacation.

🏆 Pour (4.50)

#AnotherSuggestion #BeardedIris #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #HazyIPA #JuiceCannon #CraftBeerReview #NashvilleBeer

🍫 Junie (2020)
📍 Transient Artisan Ales – Bridgman, MI
🍺 Imperial Stout | 12.5% ABV

Thick as motor oil, rich like a fudge bomb, and wrapped in bourbon warmth. Dessert in a glass with zero shame.
🏆 Pour (4.50)

#Junie2020 #TransientArtisanAles #PourOrIgnore #Stout #MichiganBeer #CraftBeerReview

🍻 Foederville
📍 American Solera– Tulsa, OK
🍺 Sour | 5.4% ABV
Tart, funky, and just weird enough to keep it interesting. Like a citrusy detour you’re glad you took.
🏆 Pour (3.75)

#Foederville #AmericanSolera #PourOrIgnore #SourBeer #TheBeerAdviser #CraftBeerReview #BeerExplorer #OklahomaBeer

🍫 Big Chocolate
📍 Tree House Brewing – Charlton, MA
🍺 Imperial Milk Stout | 9.8% ABV

Like chugging a melted chocolate bar that hits the gym. Creamy, rich, and smooth enough to steal your hoodie.

🏆 Pour (4.50)

#BigChocolate #TreeHouseBrewing #PourOrIgnore #StoutSeason #TheBeerAdviser

🩳 XL Jammy Pants
📍 Great Notion – Portland, OR
🍺 Fruited Sour | 9% ABV

Berry blast, smoothie-thick, and bold enough to wear Crocs to a board meeting. Like a fruit roll-up with attitude.
🏆 Pour (4.25)

#JammyPants #GreatNotion #PourOrIgnore #FruitedSour #TheBeerAdviser

🚗 Tailpipin’ Dual Exhaust
📍 Hoof Hearted – Marengo, OH
🍺 Triple NEIPA | 9.75% ABV
🏆 Pour or Ignore: POUR (3.75)

Like a wine cooler with a V12 engine—Sauvignon, Viognier & Colombard crash into a juicy haze burnout. Weird. Wild. Worth it.

#HoofHeartedBrewing #PourOrIgnore #TripleIPA #OhioBeer

🎨 Hazy IIPA
📍 Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🍺 DIPA | 8% ABV

Like sipping a citrus mural. Juicy, soft, and smooth—Untitled Art nails haze with artistic flair.

Verdict: POUR — no lines, just vibes.

#UntitledArt #HazyIIPA #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #WisconsinBeer

🧠 Mind to Devour
📍 Transient Artisan Ales – Bridgman, MI
🍺 DIPA | 8.35% ABV

Juicy. Boozy. Smooth. Basically me chasing Transient’s follow like it’s a relationship worth saving.

Verdict: POUR — even if they ghosted me.

#MindToDevour #TransientArtisanAles #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #MichiganBeer

🍌 SLUSHY XL Banana Cream Cheesecake
450 North Brewing – Columbus, IN
Pastry Sour | 6.37% ABV
📍 Rating: POUR

Thick, sweet, tart, and loaded with creamy banana goodness.

#BeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #450NorthBrewing #BananaCreamCheesecake #PastrySour #DessertBeer #SLUSHYXL #CraftBeerVibes

🌲 Lil’ Huma – Shorts Brewing
Session IPA | 4.5% ABV | 53 IBU

Mini Huma, still full of hop attitude. Crisp, piney, and citrusy—like getting politely smacked by flavor.

Verdict: Mini hops, major pour.

#LilHuma #ShortsBrewing #SessionIPA #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #MichiganBeer #CraftBeerVibes

🌞 Sun Kissed
📍 Imprint Beer Company– Hatfield, PA
💥 Double Hazy IPA | 8.3% ABV | 65 IBU

Verdict: POUR

Tropical smoothness with a citrus punch and that sneaky heat underneath.

Like a beach day in a can.

#SunKissedIPA #ImprintBeerCo #DoubleIPA #PourOrIgnore #HazyCrush #SummerInASip

💚 Sparti Parti
📍 Big Lake Brewing– Holland, MI
🍺 Hazy IPA

Verdict: POUR

Hazy, juicy, and tailgate-ready—this one’s like a beer pong champ in a foggy toga. 🍻💨

#SpartiParti #BigLakeBrewing #PourOrIgnore #MichiganBeer #GoGreen #BeerWithSpirit #TailgateVibes

🌈 Chromatic Explosion
🍻 Broad Leaf Brewery – Kentwood, MI
IPA – Hazy | 7% ABV

Verdict: POUR – Like a fruit stand collided with a synthwave playlist.
Juicy, vibrant, and dangerously smooth.

If color had a flavor? It’d be this.

#ChromaticExplosion #BroadLeafBrewery #PourOrIgnore #HazyIPA

🍦 Soft Serve Orange IPA
🧃 Untitled Art
IPA – Milkshake | 6% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a grown-up creamsicle with a craft beer habit.

Thick, citrusy, and smooth—like day-drinking in an ice cream truck. Strong slurp energy.

#SoftServeIPA #UntitledArtBrewing #PourOrIgnore #CreamsicleVibes

🔥 None Hotter
📍 Transient Artisan Ales – Bridgman, MI
💥 IPA – Other | 8% ABV
⭐️ My Rating: POUR

Tropical heat, citrus zip, and a hop finish with attitude.

#PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #NoneHotter #TransientArtisanAles #MichiganBeer #CraftBeerDrama #FollowMeTransient

🌊 LOST SHAKER OF SALT
📍 Odd Side Ales – Grand Haven, MI
Blonde Ale | 9% ABV

Margarita-inspired? More like cursed cocktail chaos. 🧂🍋💀 Tequila barrel + lime + regret = nope. Even Jimmy Buffett would ghost this at the beach bar.

🧃 Verdict: IGNORE.

#PourOrIgnore #OddSideAles #MichiganBeer