#pregjiseason is basically lan wangji announcing his pregnancy, his fertility, his alpha's virility. you can bet he plays the pregnancy card EVERYWHERE.
nobody:
lan wangji: please dont talk to me that way. im pregnant.
nobody:
lan wangji: don't breathe like that. im pregnant.
it's worse when #omegaLWJseason turns into #pregjiseason
lan wangji refuses to listen to anyone but wei ying and even wei ying sometimes struggles to get lan wangji to listen to him.
#topxianbottomji #pregjiseason
lan wangji craves lotus seeds in his second trimester so wei wuxian sweeps him off his feet and takes him to lotus pier for a few weeks. they sneak to the lake early in the mornings.
#jalpari_mdzs #wangxian #mdzs
#WwxLqrWeek Day 3: In-laws
(And a bit of #PregjiSeason thrown in)
//mpreg
The moment LWJ and WWX announced that they were pregnant (okay, only LWJ was pregnant, but WWX was just as happy!), LQR started making lists of necessities
At first it was the simple stuff
#PregjiSeason
//mpreg
Pregji can and WILL will talk to anyone about his baby
Random stranger? Be prepared to be stopped on the footpath so you can be shown ultrasounds
Retail worker? You're going to be enlightened on every onesie and beanie and bootie purchase he's making
#Mermay
#PregjiSeason
Pregji floats majestically through the ocean like a seahorse, his belly guiding the way
He's weightless. Serene
He has no comprehension of a sore back, or what it means to have swollen ankles, or how it feels to have a baby sitting on his bladder all day
#PregjiSeason
Third trimester Pregji hates not being able to do stuff on his own
He wants to put his own shoes on!
He wants to be able to waddle anywhere he wants without needing a backrub after!
He wants to be able to pick up things he dropped!
#PregjiSeason
LWJ is SO excited that he is pregnant! At last! They'd tried so hard, in so many ways to make it happen
But the risks weren't gone yet. "Don't worry, LWJ, we've got WQ to help us!" WWX said
Then it sank in. WQ was no longer there. Hadn't been for at least 14 yrs
#PregjiSeason where Pregji freaks out so bad about his baby
LWJ: How do I raise my child? Wei Ying, will I give birth to an egg? Will I have to sit on it in a nest? 🥺
WWX: ...
WWX: Wow the Lans really did a number on you, didn't they
#MXTXReverseTropeFest
Day 1: There were only 2 beds
The bigger Pregji got, the worse he slept until he couldn't bear to have anyone sleeping near him
Crying, he demanded 2 beds but made WWX promise endless snuggles on the couch during the day
#PregjiSeason
#PregjiSeason #WangXian
Modern cultivation au
WWX writes fluff fics of him and LWJ. He sends them to Pregji who is presiding over a discussion conference to see how much fluff will make LWJ go from 😐 to 😌
Extra points if there are happy tears
He hasn't succeeded YET
#PregjiSeason
When he gets too big to move around CR easily, lwj takes up writing wangxian stories to keep himself busy
He lovingly writes slice of life shorts about him and wwx doing everything from gardening to cooking to napping. His heart gets bigger with every word 🥰
#PregjiSeason
He walks up to his husband, who smiles and opens his arms for a hug. A sense of home overcomes lwj
When he is close, he reaches up
And steals wwx's red ribbon, taking it to the couch with him to sniff. He loves the scent of wwx's shampoo. He is now happy
#PregjiSeason where lwj waddles around the house, wanting SOMETHING but not knowing what. He opens the cupboards but he's not hungry. He opens the fridge then closes it. He turns on the TV but can't sit still. He stares out the window but it's raining
wwx walks in and he knows
#BabyLWJSeason
#PregjiSeason
"The babys coming!!!"
LQR stumbles to a stop. His head turns slowly to the hanshi
LXC quirks a smile "It's their new favourite game"
Babyji is on the floor under a blankie & a-ying is crawling out from the bottom, screaming that the baby is coming
#PregjiSeason where wwx bursts into hormonal tears every time he sees his very pregnant husband
wwx: he's just *sob* so beautiful. I babied him up so well *sob*
