Duch by JB Miller — the novel about Princess Diana being found alive in Paris. Beloved by cats everywhere. #Duch #PrincessDianaLives

Whoever posts the funniest picture of Duch I’ll send you a rare unsigned copy of The Satanic Nurses (if you want, I’ll sign it). #Duch #PrincessDianaLives

In my novel Duch, King Charles has Purcell and Bach blasted out of the Buckingham Palace swimming pool sound system "to get in the kingly mood," but apparently he actually listens to Bob Marley and Beyoncé. Who knew? #Duch #Diana #PrincessDianaLives

For the alleged cost of Meghan’s coat you could buy 4,181 copies of my novel Duch, which is all about Princess Diana being found alive in Paris. But you only need to buy 12. #Duch #PrincessDianaLives