The appointment is for Wednesday and one of her buddies is over for the day and all of a sudden #PrincessSassypants is all “I’m fine! I can live another four hundred years! Give me that dog’s snacks!”
Jerk.
Welp.
It’s time.
We’ve made the call for wee #PrincessSassypants.
Stupid dogs.
You predicted it would happen, and it has! #PrincessSassypants and #PumbaaTheRoomba had…coinciding accidents this morning.
Allow me to on r again express relief we do not have carpets. And the curtains kept h poopy scoopy confined to the kitchen and dining room.
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#PrincessSassypants does this with her toys when her best and only friend Kevin comes over. She shows him all her toys and then refuses to let him touch any of them.
#PrincessSassypants just took the bully stick treat I gave her, wandered around with it for a couple of minutes, then went and *put it away in her room* (her kennel). She’d just had barkfast so must not have been too peckish for snacks.
The dog does the dog equivalent of terlet doomscrolling. She goes out to poop and while she’s pooping she wanders around smelling all the pee.
#PrincessSassypants
I've decided that for every critical, grumpy thing I post, I'm going to post something that isn't grumpy at all.
So. Following that glowing review of U of S douchebaggery, here's something not grumpy:
#PrincessSassypants has taken to surreptitiously snuggling me when her daddy is not home. ❣️
That is SLANDER. Justice for #PrincessSassypants!
Owners of neurotic dogs, unite! Witness #PrincessSassypants pacing like a mofo because she cannot understand why a Holman would be in the water. SHE IS A WATER DOG.
Oooh. Thank you for the reminder! #PrincessSassypants probably tried to remind me but she’s very silly.
#PrincessSassypants will not come in the house after she’s been let out unless you say “hello, would you like to come in?” at the door. Unless it’s a billionty below. Then she comes in pretty quick.
#PrincessSassypants, at sixteen, is an elder doglet who has lost most of her hearing. So when she’s being lovely (most of the time), I hold her to my throat and chest so she can feel me saying “good girl”.
We’ve always used hand signs for commands, which is great except she’s losing her sight too.
Small white dog looks longingly at something out of the right of frame.
#PrincessSassypants has informed me my “ratings among Poodles is at an all-time low”, but it could improve if I “shared” my Easter supper (Hot Dogs) with her.
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way #PrincessSassypants looks at Hot Dogs.
A small white dog looks at the camera. She is wearing a jewel-toned sweater because her Person likes humiliating dogs.
A grey and darker grey striped cat is curled up on a bed. There is no glint of intelligence in her eyes.
This year’s Goodest Girl competition features #PrincessSassypants (in white) and #MissThing, who does not know she isn’t a grey dog.
🙋🏼for #PrincessSassypants
🤦🏼for #MissThing
