A photo of a bald, 50-year-old bloke with dark-rimmed specs sporting a magnificently purple beard that's gone proper bright magenta this time, wearing a faded grey "Fidget Radio" t-shirt in what appears to be his lounge. The beard's so vibrant it could probably be seen from space.
New dye. Moar purple! #BeardsOfFediverse #PurpleBeards #BeardSelfie