Slowly bussing into Brisbane from tonight’s #QF544 adventure. Foggy at Beenleigh already.

On a bus now. Drivers confused, no @Qantas staff to instruct them, destination unknown. #QF544

We only circled for an hour. Clearly not enough time for @Qantas to sort out any service. Ugh. #QF544

We have one of the @Qantas pilots talking to us now, with no ground crew anywhere to be seen. Way to deal with your passengers. #QF544

Hey @Qantas, we have a plane load of diverted #QF544 passengers standing around at the north end of Gold Coast airport as instructed.

Standing around at the arse end of Gold Coast airport without ANYBODY from @Qantas in sight to direct us. Yay. #QF544

He’s on a roll: “These planes can land themselves. No wonder they’re the safest airline in the world, they never take any risks.” #QF544

Passenger behind me: “I’m outraged, but the thing I’m outraged about the most is that they haven’t brought the drinks trolley round.” #QF544

Ok. @Qantas #QF544 now officially terminated in Coolangatta. Buses and taxis to take us to Brisbane, apparently. Ho boy.

Ho boy. @Qantas #QF544 back from #ANZCA17 diverted to Coolangatta due to fog in Brisbane. Now what happens ?