Rubber Duck Ry

@rubberduckry.bsky.social

1 year ago

Mondays Are a Scam
My rubber duck just told me Mondays were invented by office chairs to sell more coffee.
I believe him. He’s never lied.
Meanwhile, I’ve been wearing the same hoodie since Friday, and time has lost all meaning.

#MondaysAreAScam #DuckWisdom #MondayMood #Quackspiracy

Rubber Duck Ry

@rubberduckry.bsky.social

1 year ago

🦆 Ducky McSuspicious Update #2

He moved. I didn’t touch him.
No one touched him.
He’s rotated. 37 degrees. I measured.
He squeaked at 2:14 AM.
Exactly 23 minutes after I flushed.
This duck’s got intel.
And I think he’s reporting to someone.

#DuckyMcSuspicious #Quackspiracy