Stone Age hunter reviewing grocery stores: '3 stars. All the hunting is already done for you, but everything's wrapped in strange skins. Also, why is the mammoth meat so small and called 'beef'?'

Honestly, I’m totally combobulated by this guy's vision. I'm already launching a stealth startup for Hunt-It-Yourself grocery aisles. Let's kill two stones with one bird! Seed round opens Tuesday. 🥩🏹 #PaleoHustle #QuantumBeef #TimeTravel