Dolphins age more slowly with a little help from their friends A study of dolphins’ epigenetic ages found that animals with more high-quality friendships were biologically younger than their lonely peers

Make close #friends #IRL and live longer.

#QuelleSuprise!

Oh look; tonight's episode of Law and Order: Toronto is a send up of Rob Ford and his crack habit. #QuelleSuprise

Unsurprisingly, according to several db tracking GOP scandals, yet another GOP pedophile. #QuelleSuprise 😡

#QuelleSuprise

Shocked, I tell you. Not at all common for a Republican...

Suspect in Charlie Kirk's killing is identified by officials as Tyler Robinson Utah Governor Spencer Cox said that a family member of Robinson's reached out to a family friend who contacted the Washington County Sheriff's Office.

Oh look, a conservative straight white republican! #QuelleSuprise!
Suspect in Charlie Kirk shooting identified as Tyler Robinson www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

And in today’s #NotDragQueen

ITS ANOTHER CisHet DUDE!

#QuelleSuprise

So the #DotardCuck in the Clown House has obediently followed his oligarch owners orders.

Mere hours after he furiously wanked himself to a small drip on TV.

#QuelleSuprise

Water companies are getting away with shit again! Wonder what
@feargalsharkey.bsky.social has to say about it?

#WaterIntoWhine
#CleanWaterIsARight
#WaterCompanyIdiocy
#FeargalForPM !
#GreedyCorporationsAreAtItAgain !
#QuelleSuprise !

#QuelleSuprise

The yellow-bellied #ComboverCaligula has chickened out of the TV debate scheduled for September now that he’s facing @KamalaHarris.

Principally because the Mango Mussolini's tiny flaccid ego couldn't take the humiliation of being verbally beaten up by yet another woman.