Looking for a quick flight to New York City… #jokergreetings #glitter #reallyhappened #humor #antknee #friends #seattle #holiday #newyork #greetingcard #revenge

News/Opinion: What REALLY Happened To Onijah Robinson? Her Online Bae Breaks His Silence | TSR Investigates What really happened when Onijah Robinson arrived in Pakistan? What went down in Dubai? And is she married to Nidal Ahmed? TSR has answers!

News/Opinion: What REALLY Happened To Onijah Robinson? Her Online Bae Breaks His Silence | TSR Investigates: What really happened when Onijah Robinson arrived in Pakistan? What went down in Dubai? And is she married to Nidal Ahmed? TSR has… #RayShero #reallyhappened #happenedOnijah #OnijahRobinson

I lost an earbud at the Library of Congress! (Dropped it) #FakeWestsideGunnLyrics #ReallyHappened

Border agent: purpose abroad?
Me: conference.
BA: what are you doing there?
Me: delivering a talk.
BA: what in?
Me: ophthalmology and visual science.
BA: <gets two more border agents> Give us your talk…
Me: <Delivers my talk for 15 min sans slides>
#reallyhappened

Went to a rave.
At 2pm.
In a Cathedral.
With hundreds of toddlers.

#reallyhappened
#wasntadream