Emotional Support Gator At Walmart, Rebelious Austrian Nuns, and Hotpot Pee You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee in a pot of soup in a fancy restaurant will guarantee just that. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - Elton John Had His Old Kneecaps Baked Into Jewelry - Long Island Woman Shoots Neighbor in Face With Flare Gun In A Retirement Community - A Gambler Jumped Off a Cruise Ship to Avoid His Debt, and Now Owes 15x as Much - Emotional Support Alligator No Longer Welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart - A Couple Filed for Divorce...After Being Unable to Agree on a Name for Their Child - Should a Woman Named "Isis" Get to Keep Her "I AM ISIS" License Plate? - A Humpty Dumpty Statue Was Stolen from a Mini Golf Place in New Jersey - Drunk CA Woman Walks to a FL Popeyes Drive-Thru...Demands Baconator - New Trend: Couples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings/Things That Instantly Ruin a Wedding - Drunk Driver Claims Her Husband Was Driving, but He Wasn't in the Car - Canadian Man Charged After Allegedly Making Tunnel to Upstairs Neighbor's Apartment - Florida Woman Fights Off Alligator To Save Pet Dog - Defiant Nuns Flee Old Folks Home, Sneak Back To Old Convent - Cheating Scandal Rocks the "World Stone Skimming Championships" - FL Boys Cause $50K in Damages to School Library—and Are Turned In By Their Own Moms - Your Teenager's New Favorite Phrase Is "Clocked It"/Grown-Up Phrases That Your Teenagers Don't Know - WI Man Upset With 'Devil Music' at Heavy Metal Fest Suspected of Speeding Toward Concertgoers - Senior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds Old - Chinese Teens Ordered To Pay $300,000 For Peeing In Restaurant Soup - Social Media Trend Of "Peeing In Inappropriate Places" Forces MO High School To Close Bathrooms - Bridesmaid Accidentally Posts Wedding Seating Chart Online, Including Bride's Blunt Notes About Guests Get the full rundown of all the stupidity from the current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet the 7 new "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!

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