Scott: My body is young. Fresh. Sexy. ...Haha!
#RoommateChronicles #DrunkScott
Scott: I meant master Scott. I did
#RoommateChronicles #DrunkScott
Me and @giraffeylove: uh huh
Scott: Don't uh huh me. It's "yes Scott master!"
#RoommateChronicles
My roommate has been in the bathroom for an HOUR. And I'm pretty sure there was a Skype conversation involved. #RoommateChronicles
And new roommate brought a body cooler with her. #RoommateChronicles are back.
Strongly considering bringing back the #RoommateChronicles. This is too much.
Snoring. Not okay the night before a test. #RoommateChronicles
There's a possibility that #RoommateChronicles will be retired and turned into #RoommateAdventures next semester. Moving in with friends!
If roommate's iPod goes off between 5-7 in the morning again, it will be chucked out the window. #RoommateChronicles
Why my roommate thinks waking me up well before my alarm is a good idea is beyond me. #RoommateChronicles
Me: Can you leave the blinds flipped? The sun shines right in my face in the am RM: *opens blinds* is that ok? Me: no... #RoommateChronicles
Roommate is now snoring. I'm displeased. #RoommateChronicles
Actually, she just sings. All. The. Time. #RoommateChronicles
Roommate sings in the shower... even in the dorms. #RoommateChronicles
New roommate is a beautiful, beautiful person #RoommateChronicles
Roommate closed the window so no fresh air was getting in the room. Sitting in here dying before I realized it. #RoommateChronicles
New roommate came in early this morning. #RoommateChronicles are on!
New roommate still hasn't shown up. We might not have #RoommateChronicles after all...
I should really get out of bed. New roommate comes today. And we will find out if we have another season of the #RoommateChronicles
Talking to the new roomie. We may or may not have a whole new adventure in the #RoommateChronicles ahead of us. #timewilltell
Florida has a dude eating faces. Maryland? We have a dude eating the brain and heart of his roommate. I'll take my #RoommateChronicles
Roommate: "I don't have a lot of free time!" #areyoukiddingme? #turnofftheTV #RoommateChronicles
Whatever they're watching, it's about some guys big, gross toe nails. #forgetdinner #RoommateChronicles
Anyone wanna take bets on whether or not the roommate goes to class today? #RoommateChronicles
Boyfriend: "I didn't eat from 6 last night until 2 this afternoon. That's 16 hours!!!" Actually, it's 20... #RoommateChronicles
"Grow your eyes!" -Boyfriend #RoommateChronicles
The boyfriend just started to sing Disney songs. #notokay #RoommateChronicles
I think the boyfriend just asked her to overdose... #RoommateChronicles
He just bit her leg...? #RoommateChronicles
Boyfriend is more into PLL than the roommate. #RoommateChronicles