Black Patterdale terrier sitting on a bench in the garden. His moustache is catching the sun bringing out the gingery whiskers.

New hairdo #RoryPants.

04.15 or 4.15 pm?
If we're awake at 04.15, it'll probably be because #RoryPants 🐶 has jumped on us like he did at around 05.30 today 😵‍💫🥱😴.

Nice to see the 🌞. Good morning Ted and Poppy. 🐕 #RoryPants is a good boy. He 'stay'ed nicely for the horse and rider to pass us. Zero ducks today, 2 moorhens. Most of the geese have left too. Was it something we said 🤔? (No feathers lying around so doesn't look like anything violent.)

Nice wander with #RoryPants

Wakes wakes Winston 🔊😁. #RoryPants has been walkies 🐶. Novelty black 💩 'cos he had to have a charcoal treatment after scoffing choccy.

I'm thinking about our #RoryPants. He's at the vet 'cos he snaffled and scoffed some of a chocolate orange 😟. They gonna make him vomit it up. Luckily I spotted the evidence within a matter of about 5 minutes so he was at the vet within 15 minutes.

I do fancy going to the NHM. A previous colleague went to work for them. Do you think I could take #RoryPants, he likes a bone or five 😁🐶💀😋?

Good morning Ted 🫡
Brightening here but still lots of cloud cover this morning for 🐕. #RoryPants went down to the beach yesterday near MIL's home.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend 😊.

A beautiful scene 🐶🐕 😊.
Pretty blustery here and bin day too, so a proper racket going on for our 🐕 this morning. #RoryPants did not approve.

Patterdale lying on the bed with owner's tablet resting on his head.

Ha, ha 😆. That must be #RoryPants' tutor! Still he likes to make himself useful 😁
Have a lovely day.

Black wire-haired Patterdale terrier sitting in a car wearing his harness.

Wow! What's the lovely Olive up to while you're away... is she schmoozing elsewhere or travelling with you? We're looking to build up stays in hotels with #RoryPants and maybe branch from there into travels further afield.

Dougal from Magic Roundabout.

Black wire-haired Patterdale terrier in his bed, looking up at the camera.

'Time for bed', said Dougal.
'WTF is he doing here'? said #RoryPants 🐶

Depends on the music. Not sure #RoryPants is keen on rock, but he seems to chill to gentle stuff.

Morning Shirley 👋

#RoryPants looks a sweetheart 😍

A black Patterdale terrier with a very fluffy moustache is yawning.

#RoryPants agrees! Good morning, Popetato

Black Patterdale terrier with ginger hints in his moustache is wearing a bow and tie tag.

And likewise to you. #RoryPants wishes you fabulous peelings, too. He's been hand stripped so looking proper grown up.

Hi there 🤗. Enjoying our lovely #RoryPants is a tonic for day to day. He keeps us smiling whatever else is going on. I hope you're still enjoying visits to the pig sanctuary. Have a lovely weekend and look after yourself 🫶.

Black, wire-haired Patterdale terrier snoozing on owner's lap.

Hi Ted, blue with some cloudy lumps today 😁.
Have a great day. #RoryPants has his first grooming session this morning 🤞. I think a handlebar moustache is his style.

Good morning, Ted and Poppy. #RoryPants wasn't keen on venturing out in the rain this morning, but it eased up fairly quickly. A couple of treats after being towelled down seems to have compensated somewhat 😊😇🐶.

#RoryPants isn't fond of the cold, although he's found ice to be a very interesting experience when he tries to gallop off and gets nowhere 😁😂🐶.

Hi Ted and Poppy. I think I just passed Noah during #RoryPants' morning constitutional 🌫🌧🌪🐕. Not nice at all.
Warm towel at the ready by the door.
Stay safe through the storm.

Not too many here. A few go off, then a 10-20 minute break, then a few more.I haven't bought fireworks in donkey's years. Can't imagine how expensive they must be now. Weekend will likely be more noisy. Thankfully, #RoryPants seems to have got used to them quickly.

Black Patterdale lying on owner's lap. He's grown a 'tache since this photo.

#RoryPants tends to jump on the bed and decide his nuts or fleas need attention around that time 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️.

Ah. That's a pain. We do have enthusiastic firework lovers in the neighbourhood, but thankfully, they usually stick to Bonfire Night and New Year. #RoryPants was only slightly distracted by effing grouse shooter pillocks, so hopefully, will cope with fireworks.

Black rough coated Patterdale in his bed with a snuffle ball.

Beelzepup, prince of barkness, #RoryPants. You are at risk of a licking, a whipping from a waggy tail, or being sat on 😈 😁 🐶.

Nearly fell over #RoryPants this morning. He snook into the kitchen like a puppy prince of darkness so that when I moved my leg, I nearly pushed him over. He skittered across the floor, gave me a 'WTAF' kind of look, scarpered upstairs and laid a neat little brown egg on the landing 💩🤨😐. 🐶 revenge

Black rough coated Patterdale on his back, paws in the air.

Just trimmed #RoryPants' paws. 🐾🐾 Hopefully, his brakes will work a bit better now 😁 😂.

Good afternoon. Power's been off, so we went out for lunch 😋. #RoryPants was a very good boy in a fairly busy, noisy environment. Only escaped once and was quickly retrieved without tripping any of the waiting staff up 😁.

A certain #RoryPants has similar ideas for mini-snacks. Having his wet paws and nose wiped after damp or muddy walks, sitting down, walking nicely, etc. Will get too chunky if allowed.

Yup, OH took 🐶 out. After a full week with no incidents, little #RoryPants got so excited when I got home from the GP, he did the double (💧&💩, not back-flip) 🙄.
So, whether to have a curry or pasta with a bottle of wine for tea is now the main decision.
Whoopie another antibiotic ordered to try 🫣.