"Incredible people, that I know will rebuild, FAST!" Sarcasm aside, peak optimism in a scrapyard. Watching wreckage turn into rally cries—because nothing says progress like promising speed over substance. Fast rebuilds for the win? #Trump #MAGA #RebuildFAST #AirForce #Sarcasm

*Kinky sex makes the world go round* (Dead Kennedys, 1987)
*Born dead* (Body Count, 1994)

Music, more than 30, nearly 40 years old. Good, these are problems of the past, then.

#sarcasm

Songs by Elvis Presley such as "If I Can Dream," "In the Ghetto," "An American Trilogy," and "Walk a Mile in My Shoes" are songs that radiate empathy, love for diversity, and harmony. Something that Trump completely lacks.

Appreciation ⌨👈😊
#NoKings #Sarcasm #ArtistsAgainstFacism

I am unique. Just like everybody else.

#Sarcasm

I am unique. Just like everybody else.
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HEY, HALIFAX!!! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION???

...actually you aren't 'cause you gave permission for that new building to go all the way to the corner.

Great job. #sarcasm

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" #North_Korea tested a new engine for intercontinental ballistic missiles." ⚠️👀👇

So, is #trumpy going to stop that also by making a simple phonecall with his buddy Kim-Union? Or send #Pet.HackSaw on a NK crusade?

#Sarcasm #Irony #SarcasticHumor #SeriousHumor #DeadlyHumor

Des Teufels Kanzler #sarcasm

Glass is half empty. Glass is half full:
US smoking rates plummeted, BUT ecig use increased
US smoking rates plummeted BECAUSE ecig use increased

If only we knew which interpretation was most honest...
#sarcasm

Looking forward to brushing up on my Nashville knowledge tonight with Garry Galley’s comprehensive “all things Preds” commentary. 😑

#GoHabsGo #Sarcasm

Houthi forces enter Iran conflict with missile attacks on Israeli military sites Escalation represents dangerous spread of war and brings threat of even more damage to the global economy

NEVER saw that coming. Tar Babies R US
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#sarcasm #politics

I pretend to agree with people so they stop talking.

#Sarcasm

I pretend to agree with people so they stop talking.
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Oh but now urban guidelines insist on max 750 sq m footprints and 23m between towers and it’s so much better that this has increased the cost of housing by a 20-30%. #sarcasm

Ist ja wieder typisch, nur die 1000 Geschichten zu erzählen, wo es gut gegangen ist. Aber die 5 Geschichten weglassen, wo es nichts gebracht hat ..

#sarcasm #thankyou #❤️

I hear Iran makes catchy rap songs.

#sarcasm it's a pretty shitty song. It'll never become a hit.

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So the vast majority of whites in the military should be smart enough...... to not cooperate with tog?

Obviosly. Not.

#sarcasm please beware.

" #Iran war - The Movie... #Hollywood is cooked.. !! "

#Sarcasm #Irony #SarcasticHumor #SeriousHumor #DeadlyHumor

["Footloose" devices hidden inside heated insoles for shoes were sent to #ruZZian military units earlier this month as part of a covert operation, #Ukrainian defence website #Militarnyi reported.]

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I'd survive the Scream movies cause I never answer the phone.

#Sarcasm

I'd survive the Scream movies cause I never answer the phone.
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I like the timing of Iran, like just now that theirs Russians visiting the USA they thank Russians for helping in the war against the USA
#trump
#krasnov
#sarcasm

You're supposed to put
#sarcasm
PS It would be good to annoy Trump anyway!

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Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster.

#Sarcasm

Drink coffee.
Do stupid things faster.
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Can someone tell me when a pussy resets to “clean” after sex?

I have a gentleman who wants to make sure I’m pristine, and I need to have my facts straight.

#sarcasm #madonnawhorecomplex #SWproblems