Just finished sifting thru my receipts from #SECMD. Chick-fil-A, Starbucks... y'all owe me a card when Christmas rolls around.

#SECMD was fun, but it's nice to be back home, where the couch is my own, the booze is free, and nobody's talking about oversigning.

RT @LSUBeatTweet #SECMD: Educated Guess: Shepard was pocketing stipend to pay for off-campus apt & 3rd party was paying for it vs NCAA rules

A reporter here has asked at least six coaches about Greg Schiano's proposal to get rid of KOs. He must write for KickoffTrends.com. #SECMD

Nutt's sporting pokies in one of the shots projected on the big screen in the room. Think I might've tried to PhotoShop that. #SECMD

Two #SECMD attendees selected Ole Miss as their prediction for SEC champion. Was the online voting system really that hard to use?

And if you see your mother, would you tell her... SABAN! SABAN! SABAN! SABAN! #SECMD

7:24 a.m. in Hoover. Saban's up first this morning. The Bammers are converging. #SECMD

MARK RICHT AT SEC MEDIA DAYS: "WE CONTINUE TO HIT THEM UP." Far from looking like a coach under siege, Georgia head c...

"Grab your clips if you see Mark Richt. Hide your tricks if you see Mark Richt." #SECMD #dying www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/7/21/2286679/mark-r...

One of the players tapped to represent UT couldn't make it to #SECMD, so Derek Dooley's hair will be taking that third slot.

Just gonna come out and say it - wish I had two or three more little sisters so I could set one of them up with Aaron Murray. #dreamy #SECMD

Richt on Muschamp: "He'll tell everybody in Fla that he's Fla thru and thru, but...there's a little bit of red & black in his veins." #SECMD

For a guy who's heard nothing but doom about his job prospects for nine months, Richt looks like he's enjoying himself up there. #SECMD

Still mulling whether to ask Richt "Coach, your team will be wearing special unis for Boise State. [long pause] Really?...REALLY?..." #SECMD

Today's #SECMD exclusive: Now an SEC head coach, Joker Phillips still helping brothers Smoker and Midnight Toker battle addiction

Missed tonight's #SECMD confab at the J. Clyde? You can still watch me make an ass of myself at the Hoover Galleria Lego Store tomorrow.

@RBRTodd: "Honestly, Penelope Ann Miller in 'Kindergarten Cop' is why I'm a leg man." #truthbombs #SECMD

Dan Mullen's #SECMD appearance is brought to you by the Greater Starkville Tourism Council. SERIOUSLY COME HERE YOU GUYS DAN MULLEN LOVES IT

Will Muschamp: "I ain't never been to Italy." WELL GUESS WHAT, I HAVE! DOUG 1, MUSCHAMP 0! #SECMD

Dan Mullen's already on my list for not bringing WR Chad Bumphis to #SECMD. I was really looking forward to saying "Over here, Mr. Bumphis."

Something I didn't see on the #SECMD schedule that they really should have: a Finebaum-caller petting zoo

I'm back, Birmingham! How've you been? You look like you've lost w... you know what, never mind. #sportswriters #SECMD