Only reason the #swarla wedding is taking place at the same time as the murder, is to provide alibis for all potential murderers #coronationstreet

Not sure that's how it works... but, this is soap land and they (for some reason) need the #swarla wedding to coincide with a random unrelated murder, so, plot convenience overrides realistic divorce timelines #coronationstreet

I guess it could be accelerated on a technicality due to Becky having been previously declared deceased, giving a retroactive divorce date. 🤷🏽‍♀️ #Corrie #CoronationStreet #Swarla

Oh, apparently Lisa's divorce is finalised next week, so, I guess soap divorces only take 3 months #coronationstreet #swarla

It’s March. 🇺🇦 #Swarla

Jodie - lives next door to Lisa, works in the cafe that Lisa frequents at least once daily, has been walking the dog up & down the street since January

Lisa - who the hell are you? I have literally never seen you before in my life
#coronationstreet #swarla

So, does Lisa have historical trauma around bad child minders, or finding random strange women in her house? Or both? Or was it just copper/mothers instinct? #coronationstreet #swarla

Whatever, we know (80% sure) that something goes wrong and they end up getting married at the factory anyway, so, this big fancy wedding talk means nothing at all #swarla #coronationstreet

#Eastenders

Glad honey is getting the support that she needs all I got is that I don't want to know about it.

#Corrie

I say it before I say it again some of the #Swarla fans need to turn off the tv

Also, entirely *not* loving the entire dynamic of the wedding planning conversations - Carla 'bridezilla', Lisa 'not caring', - or the Carla & Betsy 'ganging up' on Lisa thing yesterday, given what we know about Lisa's previous relationship #coronationstreet #swarla

I'm sorry, #swarla are getting married in less than a month and they haven't even sent out invites yet? And they literally *just* today decided on the budget? Soaps operate on entirely different timelines to the real world #coronationstreet

Idk, #swarla scenes just don't hit the same any more 😕 #coronationstreet

I hate that the build up to the #swarla wedding is actually just building up to a murder, and I hate that the main event of the #swarla wedding is going to be the murder of a random villain character that literally nobody cares about 🙄 #coronationstreet

Why must #swarla get mixed up with yet another psychopath? Can the Connie storyline not just be about Carla healing from her miscarriage & Lisa healing from raising Betsy with a narcissist? #coronationstreet

Something rather unsettling & disrespectful about any part of the #swarla wedding taking place on the very same roof that collapsed and killed Carla's sister's bride on their wedding day 😬 #coronationstreet

I feel like today's scenes of #swarla struggling with Connie, should have come *before* Carla's two successful solo days looking after her, that would have made more sense #coronationstreet

Thinking about that final #swarla scene yesterday, and wondering how often Lisa got home from work and deliberately *didn't* wake Falconer, just so that she could have some proper quality time with tiny Betsy #coronationstreet

No but, are we actually gonna get some kind of fallout from the Falconer debacle? Lisa mental health crisis 2.0 in summer? 🤔 #coronationstreet #swarla

Also, lol at Lisa's version of "showing" Carla what to do & "doing it together" being to just leave Carla completely alone with the baby for an entire day #coronationstreet #swarla

Okay #coronationstreet, you successfully made me cry... I much prefer this #swarla story to, literally any of their other ones

I'm probably setting myself up for disappointment, but I am genuinely excited for the new #swarla storyline to start tomorrow...Haven't felt like this since the engagement episode.
#coronationstreet please don't let me down

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Oh, just read the new interview, and we're *finally* gonna get a conversation about Baby Barlow... I am very excited about that #coronationstreet #swarla

Also, I'm not opposed to the presence of the baby, as long as it is only temporary, and as long as we get a single tiny scene of Lisa gently singing & rocking the baby to sleep please #coronationstreet #swarla

So, we're getting no #swarla again next week, and a brief minute of Lisa setting up a new storyline for Kit on Thursday? Is that it? Will we actually get to see them together at all before their wedding? #coronationstreet

I 100% think that Because You Loved Me would be the perfect #Swarla wedding song