Yo guess what I got from the mail today. The 1965 Japanese Ninja Film Ibun Sarutobi Sasuke aka Spy Hunter aka Samurai Spy. Starring Koji Takahashi And Directed by Masahiro Shinoda.
#IbunSarutobiSasuke #SpyHunter #SamuraiSpy #異聞猿飛佐助 #JapaneseNinjaFilms #JapaneseActionFilms

If it makes you feel any better, I was watching from the start and I *still* had absolutely NO IDEA who mystery rescuer was 🤷🏻‍♀️ #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

#DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy My need for a playbill listing all of the characters was REAL 😂

LMAOOOOOOOO! #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy She DOES sound fun! 😂

OK, fellow MLSer, you are TOTALLY cracking me up tonight 😆 #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

I loved this movie (thanks @driveinmob.bsky.social & @culturalgutter.bsky.social !) but I'm totally serious: WHO WAS THAT GUY appearing at the end?!? #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

😂😂😂Ummm... but those were NOT accidental amputations ⚔️ #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

And this movie was FILLED with 'em! #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

#DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy Who is THIS guy?!?!?

No lasers for cauterization in feudal Japan though #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

HOORAY!! #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

Also, NOT Bright Woman, taking you with him does NOT SPEED THINGS UP 🤦🏻‍♀️ #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

So does amputation count as "not killing"? #DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy

All this decoding reminds me why Asian languages like Japanese and Chinese are so difficult:

THERE ARE NO SPACES BETWEEN WORDS 🤦🏻‍♀️🙈🤦🏻‍♀️🙈🤦🏻‍♀️ So a sentence would read: therearenospacesbetweenwords

a\k\a YOU decide on the spacing 🤪

#DriveInMob 🏯 #SamuraiSpy