Jury acquits DC ‘sandwich guy’ charged with chucking sub at border agent
#SeanDunn #SandwichTrial #JusticeInDC
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The courtroom drama practically writes itself!
Get on it, writers. No need for #AI.
Someone suggested the title: Twelve Angry Inches.
#SandwichTrial
12 Hungry Men is one of my favourite movies. #SandwichTrial
Someone is going to make a play or a movie out of this goddamn #sandwichtrial in the future and it's going to be hilarious
#FuckICE
#SAMwich EXPLODED😂🤯
SAM= #SurfaceToAbdomenMuffuletta
"Immigrants are EATING the onions... They are THROWING the mustard!" 🤣
🚀🥪💣👮♂️🤯💥🎆 Throw more sandwiches at him!
There is no better example of the fragile Republican male toxicity than the #SandwichTrial.
What a effing joke 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I mean, he's kinda right. We aren't just talking about a sandwich. We're talking about extreme white male fragility and how it just doesn't cut the mustard as a way to run things.
#PunIntended #TheseAreTheJokesFolks #SandwichGuy #SandwichTrial
The comments on this post had me rolling. 🤣 #sandwichtrial
This #SandwichTrial would get rejected from a comedy show writer's room.
How can anyone see these people as anything but clowns with guns when they drag a dude to court to cry about mustard!?
Experienced reality-based TV + Film writer producer David Simon has a High Concept idea for a dramedy treatment of #SandwichTrial: I’d watch this! bsky.app/profile/auda...
🧵Omg this thread 🧵🧵🤣👇
#SandwichGuy #MrRealHero
#SandwichTrial #MyWordTheHumanity
And to think National Sandwich Day was YESTERDAY! So close to perfection.
Do you hear the people sing? Singing of mustard and onion. #sandwichtrial
Can’t wait for an Intrepid actor to do a live Dramatization of #SandwichTrial! And with ALL the fixins!
More on this from @macfarlanenews.bsky.social (and btw, #BariWeiss better keep her RW mitts off of this guy!) #SandwichTrial bsky.app/profile/macf...
Sure hope the Judge and each juror knows how to stifle their laughter. 🤭 #SandwichTrial www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...