Yes, I’m ignoring you. No, I don’t feel bad about it. I have clouds to judge and birds to mentally destroy. 🐾💅 #MoonRules #TooGlamToGiveADamn #SassyAndSuperior #MoonTheCat #CatsofBlueSky #cat #cats

Pet me? Oh, darling, I allow pets when it suits me—and only if snacks are involved. 🐾✨ As for ‘certain class,’ I’m all sass and fluff with collagen to spare. Knees or no knees, just make sure you’re bending low enough to serve me properly. 😂🧀 #MarlaMagic #SassyAndSuperior

Finally, a reason for their existence! 🐾✨ Squirrels: nature’s chaotic queens. They may be fast, but they’ve never out-sassed me. The forest got sass; I got snacks. Fair trade. 🧀😂 #MarlaLogic #SassyAndSuperior