#SassyTheShelfElf is a stress baker too!
I never really thought that was a thing until I got an elf
Because I can't bake for shit!
But apparently-
IT IS
That's #SassyTheShelfElf 's Rabbi!!
She converted for love!
She had a zoom w/Santa during COVID
Said she loved Asher & wanted to leave the North Pole
Santa's cool!
He doesn't give a shit who you pray to-
He just wants to sell toys!
😅💲🎁
My head cannon Santa!⬇️
I like em softee like that!🎅🏽
#SassyTheShelfElf
Who you calling 'trick shot'?!
#AsherTheHanukkahElf
Is so patient! Such a mensch!😂
#SpatkleTheReindeer
Sneaking in pool halls!
#JewSky
#SassyTheShelfElf
&
#AsherTheHanukkahElf
Would like you to get your apples & honey ready for The High Holy Days!
✡️🍎🍯
@kingbeauregard.bsky.social
#AsherTheHanukkahElf
&
#SparkleTheReindeer
Are spinning dreidel
#SassyTheShelfElf is cheering them on!
#Hanukkah
Ice-skating Hanukkah elves
#AsherTheHanukkahElf #SassyTheShelfElf
& #SparkleTheReindeer
Wish you
#HappyHanukkah
#AsherTheHanukkahElf
Has been taking good care of
#SassyTheShelfElf
After her unfortunate bike/motorcycle mishap
Last week.
It was a rough week in our home
Perhaps Holiday Cheer is ahead?
You can't go wrong with fried food, right?!
#JewSky
#Hanukkah
#Latkes
#sufganiyot
#AsherTheHanukkahElf
Trying to explain ELF: Elven League of Footyball
#SassyTheShelfElf
Is not convincing any elf she's listening
#SparkleTheReindeer is snout deep in holiday cookies
I DEEPLY feel Asher's pain!
Nobody I know gives a hoot about #football!
😣🏉💔
#SassyTheShelfElf
Is a stress baker
She will cook so many cookies & baked things your waist will widen just watching!
These tiny edible chocolate & sugar cookies are stars-
Because she loves Asher so much! Nevermind they're not Magen Davids
She's trying!
Real cookie dough in that tiny mixing bowl
#AsherTheHanukkahElf
#SassyTheShelfElf
And
#SparkleTheReindeer
Want to wish you a
Shabbat Shalom!