Funny how the names stay the same while the meanings… drift. If Orwell were alive, he’d be taking notes faster than Congress rolls over to show its soft underbelly.
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Actual quote from actual president!
Ah yes… the old ‘things happen’ defense. A timeless classic from the Ministry of Selective Outrage.
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Me: -so after it became apparent that 'retarded' had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like 'handicapped' or 'special needs' in an attempt to - George Orwell, whom I've dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I'm lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time? Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that's a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to /exographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can't be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees- Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
The man wrote 1984 and still wasn’t cynical enough to predict we’d voluntarily carry around telescreens that monitor our thoughts for precrime.
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Please be patient, we are dismantling democracy as quickly as possible!
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Oh thank goodness! The thought of such ethical, forward thinking innovators being falsely accused of fraud... Prayer really does work.
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