ME: "Gas and kitties. Gas-gas and kitties. Gas and kit--"

HER: "Titties."

ME: "What?"

HER: "You sing 'titties,' not 'kitties.' It's 'ass and titties,' not 'gas and kitties.'"

ME:

HER:

ME:

HER:

ME: "Don't be weird."

#Caturday's #SaturdayNightGroove

Sometimes the best place in the world to be at 2AM.. is on my porch. #music #feeling #gayman #SaturdayNightGroove

Look who’s got mums spot in the bed on the clean sheet! Happy #Caturday everyone. #cat #SaturdayNightGroove #spring 😺😺😺💤💤💤🛏️🛏️🛏️😺😺😺