Brain’s Traffic Jam Solution Revealed: More Blood, Less Neurodegeneration Drama #BrainGains #BloodRushing #NeuroNonsense #ScanScandals #SatiricalScience By: TheJestPress.com **“BRAINS: NOW WITH OPTIONAL RUSH DELIVERY”** In news that will have your neurons doing jumping jacks, scientists have reportedly uncovered the brain’s latest party trick: summoning blood flow on demand—no velvet ropes required, just some *serious thinking*. For centuries, the average brain has stubbornly refused to share its secrets, much like that one person on your group project who does all the work and insists it’s “no big deal.” But now, thanks to lots of squinting at fMRI scans (and probably more coffee than is medically recommended), researchers say they’ve decoded how your grey matter orders extra blood whenever it gets an idea, a craving, or stumbles upon that one embarrassing sixth-grade memory at 3 a.m.

Brain’s Traffic Jam Solution Revealed: More Blood, Less Neurodegeneration Drama

#BrainGains #BloodRushing #NeuroNonsense #ScanScandals #SatiricalScience By: TheJestPress.com **“BRAINS: NOW WITH OPTIONAL RUSH DELIVERY”** In news that will have your neurons doing jumping jacks, scientists have…