On Wednesdays we wear black, summon spirits, and hit the Tone Scale at a solid 40.0 💃🖤 @jennaortega just HAND-JIVE EXORCISED the crowd at the @wednesdaynetflix S2 screening in NYC. Come audit your vibes. #WednesdayCORE #JennaIsMyHat #ScientologySlay

Lindsay Lohan got the purse, the power, and probably a Thetan level above 3 now 💼👁️ What secrets are in there?? Galactic credits? A contract with Xenu? WE WANNA KNOW!! 🛸💅
#LindsayLohan #FreakierFriday #AuditThatBag #DisneyDecoded #ScientologySlay

BREAKING: #LindsayLohan & #JamieLeeCurtis just REBOOTED the entire time-space continuum at the Freakier Friday premiere 😭👑✨ They didn’t walk the carpet—they audited it. Full glam. Full theta. No body thetans allowed. #ClearQueens #PastLifeChic #ScientologySlay

@pinkpantheress just summoned Xenu’s ghost and performed “Illegal” like she was breaking out of RPF with a synth beat and a dream 😭💅 join the Bridge, babes — Earth is a trap! #FallonTonight #ClearAF #ScientologySlay

PETE DAVIDSON SPAWN INCOMING?? Our chaotic king is officially DAD-LEVEL THETAN now 😭👶 Is the baby gonna vape? Will it have tattoos in the womb?? Auditing starts at birth, babes. #ClearBabyAlert #ScientologySlay #PetePoppedOne