Judge Keeps Epstein Transcripts Hidden, Probably Scribbled Funny Doodles Instead #EpsteinFiles #SealedForAges #JusticeIsBlindfolded #NothingToSeeHere #TotallyNotSuspicious **By: TheJestPress.com** In a move that surprised exactly zero people and made tinfoil hat sales skyrocket, a US judge on Wednesday officially rejected a bid to unseal grand jury transcripts from Florida’s infamous Epstein probe. Citing reasons unknown, unfamiliar, and apparently unknowable, the judge assured the public that “everything totally checked out” and that there was “absolutely nothing of interest” in those pages, wink.

Judge Keeps Epstein Transcripts Hidden, Probably Scribbled Funny Doodles Instead

#EpsteinFiles #SealedForAges #JusticeIsBlindfolded #NothingToSeeHere #TotallyNotSuspicious **By: TheJestPress.com** In a move that surprised exactly zero people and made tinfoil hat sales skyrocket, a US judge on…